McDictionary

The use of 'vajayjay' in the McDaniel free press today inspired me to reinvigorate the McDictionary. I've lost the access to the old blog, so here it is in a single post:
Business major
(n) a person, usually male, who participates frequently in organized sports
"My, what a voluminous gaggle of business majors in glar this eve"
Jersey
(v, transitive) to degrade someone or something with a lot of attitude.
"Damn, he got all Jersey on your ass."
Pubbin'
(v, non-transitive) (esp. "Pubbin' it") To eat at the pub (see 'pub').
Choices
(n) Proper Name. A stage production held on the last day of freshman orientation during which topics such as sex and drugs are discussed.
kirkin'
(v, non-transitive) (esp. "kirkin' out") to suffer a emotional and psychological breakdown, specifically in response to an overload of work.
"A freshman is kirkin' out in Rouzer" 8-28-2005 (during 'Choices' (see 'Choices'))
Bachelors
(n) Proper name? A fraternity
"He's a member of the bachelors" 8-31-2005
Detray
(v) to remove trays from a cafeteria table (see Glar (n))
"There is not much room on this table, we are going to have to detray." 9-2-2005
Pickle
(n) One of the College's green vans.
"We are thinking about getting a pickle to go to the protest" 8-31-2005
Glarbage
(n) Food produced in McDaniel's cafeteria (see Glar (n)).
"Don't eat the glarbage" 8-31-2005